We’ve written this helpful for those unsure if they should vote, specifically tailored to the intelligence level of the average American:
I am voter-man. Voter-man I am.
I do not like that voter-man!
Should you vote?
You should vote.
Go and vote, non-voter-man!
Should you want to vote this year? I do not want to vote this year!
Would you vote right here or there? I would not vote right here or there!
Would you vote in for those in House? Would you vote for that small
mouse? I would not vote for those in House.
I would not vote for that small mouse!
I would not vote for any scam! I will not vote, oh, voter-man!
Would you? Could you? In a car? Vote them! Vote them!
Here they are.
You may like it, you will see, you may
like voting for the Green party.
I’d not for the Green party, not in a car, you let me be!
You do not like it, SO you say, try it, try it, and you may.
Try voting, then you may say.
Voter-man! If you will let me be, I will try it, you will see.
I do like voting, voter-man!
I do! It’s not a voting scam!
I would go vote for those in House.
I would go vote for that small mouse. I would vote for the Green party, and
in a car, and in a tree.
It is good, so good you see!
I do like voting, voting’s grand. Thank you!
Thank you, voter-man.